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12.31.02: Very Secret Diaries. Yeah I'm a geek.
The Very Secret Diary of Aragorn, Son of Arathorn
Day 33:
Orcs killed: Countless thousands. V. good.
Boromir killed by Orcs. Bummer. Though he died bravely in my arms, am now quite sure that he was very definitely gay.
Not so sure about Gimli either.
RIP Boromir.
Still not King, but at least Boromir seemed to think I was. Might however have been blood loss.
Entertaining. Read em in order. See also Lord of the Rhymes.
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