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Seems the Time Traveller is back in business.

If you've received a variation of the time traveller spams, add a comment to the original entry. I'd love to figure out what this is all about.

The latest message:

We need a vendor who can offer immediate supply.
I'm offering $5,000 US dollars just for referring a vender which is
(Actually RELIABLE in providing the below equipment) Contact details
of vendor required, including name and phone #. If they turn out to be
reliable in supplying the below equipment I'll immediately pay you
$5,000. We prefer to work with vendor in the Boston/New York area.

1. The mind warper generation 4 Dimensional Warp Generator # 52 4350a
series wrist watch with z80 or better memory adapter. If in stock the
AMD Dimensional Warp Generator module containing the GRC79 induction
motor, two I80200 warp stabilizers, 256GB of SRAM, and two Analog
Devices isolinear modules, This unit also has a menu driven GUI
accessible on the front panel XID display. All in 1 units would be
great if reliable models are available

2. The special 23200 or Acme 5X24 series time transducing capacitor
with built in temporal displacement. Needed with complete
jumper/auxiliary system

3. A reliable crystal Ionizor with unlimited memory backup.

4. I will also pay for Schematics, layouts, and designs directly
from the manufature which can be used to build this equipment
from readily available parts.

If your vendor turns out to be reliable, I owe you $5,000.

Email his details to me at: info@federalfundingprogram.com

I love how the spammer mentioned "z80 or better memory adapter." The Z80 was actually an 8-bit microprocessor with a maximum speed of 25MHz! At least this person is somewhat creative, although their use of capitalization leaves much to be desired.

Nice use of the Acme name too...

Posted by: pangmaster on July 8, 2003 07:08 PM

This is great sh&$! If you get your DWG wrist watch bro I want to go with you into the future! This place is all backwater non-Star Wars world. I want the flying cars all 5th element style! And mechanical bimbos with big breasts! Yeah! Hump a robot and come back and tell everybody how great they are in the sack! lol. Meet crazy looking alien creatures, or have sex with one and catch a nasty alien virus in the crotch! woo hooo! Find out what tattooing machines are like in the future, and get a way to live forever or at least many years and come back with an immortal lifespan! Find out what the lottery numbers are going to be for the next 20 years, hell 50 or however many years you have between your time and the distance you travel into the future. But alas there is no such thing.... it's a pipe dream I love smoking though! lol.

Posted by: The General on July 24, 2003 08:37 PM

My version included a drop off point in longitude and lattitude. See b elow.

In terms of payment:
I dont have any Galactic Credits left. Payment can be made in platinum gold or 2003 currency upon safe delivery of unit. Please transport unit in either a brown paper bag or box to below coordinates on Sunday July 27th at (exactly 3:00pm) Eastern Stand Time. If you miss this timeframe please email me.

42.4845467 & Longitude -71.1576157 and the ground is 101.3' above sea level.

Posted by: steve on July 27, 2003 08:29 AM

I noticed this message on 7/17/03 while looking for another e-mail from 7/7/03. It has a receipt date of 7/7/03. I make a point of deleting my spams daily, but somehow I missed this one. Hmm.

The drop off point is the "Far East cafe" in Woburn MA, although it looks like we missed the timeframe by now.

Posted by: Ceasar on July 28, 2003 01:28 AM

Wow, nice timing. I'd just discovered that link last night while googling around for contact info.

I'm gonna try and interview the guy for K5, if I can get ahold of him, and if he'd accept. If anyone runs across further contact information, please pass it along to me.

Posted by: Chris on July 29, 2003 09:40 PM