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07.11.03: Hit the sausage
Randall Simon, the Pittsburgh Pirates' first baseman, leaned over the dugout railing and, with both hands, half-swung his bat behind the Italian sausage, an 18-year-old woman named Mandy. The bat hit her and she fell, knocking over the hot dog, a 19-year-old woman named Veronica.
That had to have been fun to write.
Comments
at least he wasn't caught beating his own meat.
Posted by: sandro on July 15, 2003 11:03 PMThat had to be fun to do.
Posted by: Lenny on July 16, 2003 04:22 PMPost a comment
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