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There is a switch here in the office, and underneath it is taped the note "PLEASE DO NOT TURN OFF THIS SWITCH" with no clues as to what would happen if one did. I've asked a few people what it controls, and none of em know.
God, I want to flip that switch so bad.
Can you resist the shinny red button... hehe...
Posted by: MAtt Mc on July 19, 2003 03:58 AMhttp://home.wanadoo.nl/mvdwoning/movies/button.html
It probably opens a door to a secret lair or something. But it's best just to keep your simple life and not flip it.
Posted by: Meddler on July 21, 2003 01:45 PMI can see hear it now:
Chris - "I lost my job again."
Burr - "What? How did you manage that???"
Chris - "Well, you know that switch at work with the note on it........"
Posted by: Marsh on July 22, 2003 12:22 PMSONOFABITCH! Thats it! There's a light in my hallway that has no corresponding switch! It used to turn on and off all the goddamn time!
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