Inspired by Ryan's find, I went digging. This is the oldest trace I can find of myself on the internet, a 1994 post to alt.fan.oingo-boingo, where I recount a show they'd just played at the Aladdin.

Mm, nostalgia. One of these nights, I'm going to wire up the Atari and shuffle through the stacks of floppy disks sitting in the back of a cabinet in the garage. I should have BBS forum and Fidonet archives at least, assuming the disks are still readable. I suppose it'd be a good time to back up the bits worth saving, as well.

Then again, I said I was gonna do that three years ago and I still haven't, so take it with what you will.